Customer Reviews
HE'S BEHIND YOU!!!! - By: Jason Thorne, 31 Dec 2008 
This was a stupid silly B movie but it's watchable & on board it has a plane load of snakes & actors that can't act. Plenty of humour,no story & one poor ending it's simple really go & buy it there are laughs & a bite!!!
Enjoyable and silly fun - By: Chris Wood, 04 Nov 2008 
This is a great laugh, with some good action & quite a lot of gore. It's an enjoyably daft blockbuster with some scenes that go back to disaster movie cliches, butin an enjoyable way. Recommended.
Love It! - By: Langdon Ulder, 02 Sep 2008 People moan that Snakes on a Plane is a stupid film, ITS SUPPOSED TO BE STUPID! Its a film that you shouldn't take seriously, just enjoy the ride.
Sadly, this is a film that you can only watch for the first time once in your life. - By: Mr. M. A. Reed, 14 Aug 2008 
Do you remember watching "Raiders Of The Lost Ark" aged 7? Do you remember sitting down with "Airwolf" on Saturday Afternoons? Do you miss the fact that you can't go & see films like "Cobra" & "Over The Top" anymore?
Well, now you can. Snakes On A Plane is the best megablockbuster I've seenin years. It is what it is, & it's unapologetic about it. No faux-ironic postmodern, knowing, winking-at-the-audience screenplay. None of that. What you see is what you get.
Snakes. On A Plane.
Plot? Forget about that : it's flimsier than a Thai Hooker's leggings. Dialogue? Endlessly quotable. Never had the word "Sporks" been so important. NEVER.
Snakes On A Plane rocks. You will never see a film that rocks this hardin your life. No word of a lie. This rocks more than Metallica mudwrestling AC/DC at the Tokyo Budokan during a meteor shower. If a film can be describedin one word, this films word is "Macho." : If there were awards for most blatant product placement, Red Bull would surely win. And what drink is more macho than Red Bull? Snake venom? This film has people drinking that as well.
If you like explosions, snakes, planes, danger, breasts, dope, guns, computer games, rappers, & "Airport 80 : The Concorde" then this film is for you. If you like some of the most amazing dialogue ever written, then this film is for you. If you like seeing Samuel L Jackson dispense several thousand snakesin ways too awesome for mere words to describe, this is the film you were born to see. Think of the amount of ways a person can die by snake : however many you can think of it, it's not as many as you will seein this film.
It's epic. It's both a great comedy, & a phoenomenal rollercoaster ride of an action movie. Whatever your imagination tells you, this movie is more. It goes up to 11. Everything gets bitten, eaten, or destroyed. Every cliché is fulfilled & exceeded. Nothing is sacred.
The only downside of a film this dumb, this stupid, this brilliant, is that at some point it must end. I came out of the cinema sad yet elated, because this is a film that you can only watch for the first time oncein your life. Unforgettable, unbelievable, unpossible : Snakes On A Plane is - without doubt - the stupidest action movie I have seen since "Red Dawn".
Failed to meet even minimal expectations - By: Mr. Duncan G. Evans, 11 Jul 2008 
Okay, so you've got a mass of snakes & Samuel L Jackson on a plane. What's not to like about popcorn entertainment? Well, for one thing, it has to follow a logical narrative & the viewer has to suspend disbelief. The problem is that the film is so badly shot, acted & constructed that it just looks like a joke at your expense. By the end, i was wondering how much Jackson got paid to appearin this, & how on earth something so amateurish could even be madein Hollywood. That's the real point, not that it's brainless entertainment - that's what you'd buy it for - but that it was badly made brainless entertainment.
